Jose the Mexican
May 27th, 2008
Jose the Mexican came to Minnesota from the Mexico , and he
was only here a few months when he became very ill.
He went to doctor after doctor, but none of them could help him.
Finally, he went to an Afghan doctor who said,
‘Take dees bocket, go into de odder room, shit in de bocket,
piss on de shit, and den put your head down over de bocket
and breathe in de fumes for ten minutes.’
Jose took the bucket, went into the other room, shit in the
bucket, pissed on the shit, bent over and breathed in the fumes for
ten minutes.
Coming back to the doctor he said, ‘It worked. I feel terrific! What
was wrong with me?’
The doctor said, ‘You were homesick .’
