Marriage (Part 1)
May 27th, 2008
Typical macho man married typical good-looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules:
“I’ll be home when I want, if I want and at what time I want — and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my old buddies, and don’t you give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?”
His new bride said:
“No, that’s fine with me Just understand that there will be sex here at seven o’clock every night…whether you’re here or not.”
(DARN SHE’S GOOD!)
